A noteworthy ad has been unleashed upon the world courtesy of Sony, a report from Kotaku indicates. The French promotional campaign features front and back shots of the Vita next to a woman with four breasts.

It makes sense, I suppose, since the Vita has that touchscreen and rear touch pad. I mean, that’s definitely equivalent to a woman with breasts on both her chest and her upper back. Yep, this makes absolute sense.

Wait a minute … That’s not a woman with breasts painfully protruding from her back. Those are conjoined twins! I think. Either way, this ad still makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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