Microsoft sold all of the Xbox Ones in 2013! All of ’em! Well, actually, the company sold over 3 million of them, which is still pretty good when you think about it.

Microsoft issued a thank you to fans for making the final months of 2013 “epic.” The Xbox One hit retailers across 13 different countries and has been selling at what the company has deemed a “record-setting pace.”

It should be noted that these sales figures don’t account for Xbox One consoles stolen off the backs of shipment trucks and sold in swap meets for relatively cheap or traded in dark alleys for drugs.

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