Watch game's intro until the end

Rescue Sarah's father

Complete a castle without killing anyone but the boss

Reach a save statue while being at full health

Defeat the chasing ghost in Angry Princess

Reach a save statue while having only one health point left

Complete a castle in less than 6 minutes while being drunk

Make 8 hit combo

Make Sarah reach level 69

Defeat a Fatty with a slap

Kill at least 500 enemies in a level while being a vampire

Defeat the Greater Lilith