Inspect a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm.
Earn $1,000,000.
Find the key to the Riverbrook Apartments.
Destroy a building with fire.
Find a ticket to the World's Fair.
Complete Episode Two.
Fully upgrade all party member's weapons.
Complete all Bonus Missions.
Refuse to join Gabe and Tycho. At first.
Achieve level 30 with all party members.
Max out one party member's hit counter.
Win a fight using only items.