You found a warp zone! Now pay me for the door repair!
You conquered 5 warp zones! you're so old school...
You unlocked Commander Video! Double rainbow all da way!
You unlocked The Kid!
You just beat 10 levels without getting killed! Meat Boy loves you for that!
You completed a full chapter without dying! Good for you!
You unlocked Gish by collecting 10 bandages! Go you!
You unlocked Tim by collecting 50 bandages! He's weird...
You beat the game!... but that's not the end, is it?
You completed the Dark World... you are awesome.
You've beaten the Cotten Alley all by yourself!
You got 100% on Super Meat Boy, start bragging!