Get Tipler through the tutorial alive

Slide 1,000 meters without suffering horrific death

Purchase the patented Double Fart Jump ass technology

Get a 10x Combo

Ride the Super Mega Hyper Boost Pipe!

Butt slam 50 times in a single run

Visit the tea&cheese website from the "Credits" page.

Invade Tiplers butt with 20 giant GM pineapples

Punch Tipler 50 times!

Slide to 6,000 meters without dying horribly

Slide 2,000 meters without using a SUPER MEGA HYPER BOOST PIPE

Tweet your score that no-one cares about

Fart 50 times in a single run

Punch Tipler 200 times

Smash 20 glass pipes in a single run

Butt slam 15 wooden pipes in a single run

Get a 50x Combo

Duck 20 death pipes in one game

Collect 100,000 coins!

Ride the SUPER MEGA HYPER BOOST PIPE three times in a single run

Slide 12,000 meters without meeting your doom

Choose death from the revive screen

Fart 100 times in a single run

Duck 50 death pipes in a single run

Butt slam 200 times in a single run

Collect no Mystery Torture Boxes for 5,000 meters

Collect 50,000 coins in a single run

Slide a total of 1,000,000 meters

Experience the hell of BLOOD MODE

Slide 10,000 meters in blood mode get a 20x combo AND 50,000 coins