Win one game.
Rice War Is Over!
Follow the light dude!!!
Now things get interesting.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
No pain, no gain!
So long, and thanks for all the Fish.
Second Miniboss defeated!
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes ...
The power grid now is safe!
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This story began centuries ago.
Shogun of Takezo Doraku, killed by G.O.D.
Enjoy your journey.
Video games are not evil.
Dog watcher defeated.
Find the sniper rifle.
Survive the journey across the temple.
What has just happened?
G.O.D. Boss defeated!
You are entering Santa Clara Games headquarters!
... to bring peace to the world
Takezo's path of revenge has come to an end.
Who controls the media?
Lola's mission comes to an end.
Mike's mission comes to an end.
Takezo's Path of Revenge achieved.
Innocent people aren't big deal for you
No civil were killed during your missions, well done!
Great! You prevented the Bomberman from exploding!