A participation trophy
All sneaky beaky like
Pulled the big red lever
It's not rocket science
That's no telescope
Defeat 10 Sentries
Defeat 15 Drones
Defeat 15 Goons
Defeated the Codex
23 didn't make it, but he was onto something...
Don't you know not to press big red buttons?
Completed the theme-establishing walking simulator
It aint over yet
Completed Chapter #1 on Permadeath Mode
Completed Chapter #1 on Casual Mode
Cracked the code