You've had a hard time not sticking crayons up your nose. Scored below 70 I.Q.

Maybe you should be doing something better with your time. Scored above 120 I.Q.

You wanted to be the star of the show, but you're just a filthy casual.

Stole the battenberg! At least it's not sentient.

We'd say your brain is fried, but clearly it already was. Get the chair ending.

Who need be smart anyhow? Me can still watch Twitch.

You killed them all! But can you sleep next night?

Is that a brainwave passing through your head or a bullet?

You killed yourself? What a loser!

Defiance! Brutality! Systematically!

You did it, you proved your point by gaining points.

Turns out that having your own opinion and thoughts IS overrated. Stick with the crowd!

You're gonna love your destination! Get the train ending.

Next piece is played in B-Sharp. Get the piano ending.

Pull, pull, pull! Get the magnet ending.