Reach Hell.
Kill 100 monsters.
Read 10 books (in a single game).
Defeat the ARCH-DEMON!
Find and draw the fabled *RUNESWORD*!
You died. Better luck next time!
Defeat a KNAVE.
Reach player level 10.
Collect 1000 gold from underwater chests (in a single game).
Remain underwater for 100 turns.
More like DRAG-OFF, amirite?