Take a cool picture in Highland High School
Take a cool picture on the Streets of Highland
Take a cool picture in Highland Hospital
Take a cool picture in Turbo Mall 2000
Take an awesome picture on-stage with Gwar!
Explore every room in Highland High School
Explore every room in Highland Hospital
Complete Highland High School without losing a life
Complete the Streets of Highland without losing a life
Complete Highland Hospital without losing a life
Complete Turbo Mall 2000 without losing a life
Kick Todd and Earl's asses without taking damage
Kick Mr. Anderson's ass without taking damage
Kick the nurse's ass without taking damage
Kick Billy Bob's ass without taking damage
Complete the GWAR Concert without taking damage
Collect 25 coins
Collect at least 10 food items in couch fishing and survive until time runs out
Eat 10 food items in the Highland High School garbage chute without taking damage
Eat 10 food items in the Highland Hospital boiler room without taking damage
Defeat Beavis in Butt Fighter without taking damage
Defeat Butt-Head in Butt Fighter without taking damage
Eat something from inside a medicine cabinet in Highland Hospital as Beavis
Hell sucks!
Complete the whole game without losing a life in one session (Huh hu huh huh... hole)
Change the music in Highland Hospital.