Finish the tutorial.
Reach a checkpoint in one piece.
Beat Hans' first masterpiece.
Beat Hans' second masterpiece.
Collect 20% of all Candymeat.
Collect 50% of all Candymeat.
Collect 100% of all Candymeat.
Beat 5 levels unharmed.
Beat 12 levels unharmed.
Reach all checkpoints unharmed.
Kill 20 chickens.
Kill 50 chickens.
Kill 100 chickens.
Beat Hans.
Reunite with your friend.
Finish the game.
Impress 200 viewers.
Impress 700 viewers.
Impress 1100 viewers.