You Managed to Beat The Easiest Level

Slowly Proving That You're Not Terrible

*Insert Inspirational Message*

You're Getting Better...Slowly

You Almost Deserve a Medal...Almost

Okay, We Get It

If Only You Could Do This Well at Life

Better Aim Than a Storm Trooper

*Slow Clap*

Your Progress Stats are Overwhelmingly Disappointing

We'd Rather Be Transferred into a Potato Than Watch You Play

Pride and Accomplishment, No DLC Required

Well, at Least This isn't Real Life...

Congratulations on Beating the Game!

Good Luck!