Beat level 1
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Collect a total of 500 eggs
Collect a total of 1000 eggs
Have 9999 Eggs at one time
Purchase your first hat
Purchase the Top Hat
Own every hat
Beat the game on easy mode
Beat the game on hard mode
Beat the UFO
Discover your first secret passageway
Discover every secret passageway
Die 100 times
Die 1000 times
Jump 1000 times
Jump 10000 times
Be a little too curious in level 6
Be a little too curious in level 15
Beat the game on 15 lives easy mode
Beat the game on 15 lives mode
Beat the game on 15 lives hard mode
Beat the game on 5 lives easy mode
Beat the game on 5 lives mode
Beat the game on 5 lives hard mode
Beat the game on one life easy mode
Beat the game on one life mode
Beat the game on one life hard mode
Beat the game in 20 minutes or less on speedrun mode
Beat the game in 30 minutes or less on speedrun mode
Beat the game in an hour or longer in speedrun mode
Beat the game with inverted colors
Beat the game with an upside-down camera
Actually how though
Purchase the Lumberjack Hat