Loiter mid-game in a backroom or cellar.

Be bested by the three losers in the barn.

Wipe the table for 5 seconds.

Take a seat in the Lady of Bones’ throne.

Walk a total of 1000 steps.

Make a glass overflow 5 times.

You got the stronger hand, for once.

Give yourself the card you kept back in Sticky Hand.

Injog 5 times in the same deck.

Greet the Lady of Bones 10 times.

Return to the world of the living for the first time.

Pay the full price of the voyage.

Fling a card on the Colonel's seat.

Mark a card with 8 or more paint marks.

Get caught cheating during the final round in Versailles.

Train with the Chevalier without making a mistake.

Sabotage the other cheat's ploy.

Bring a joyful tear to Death's eye.

Test the limits of your disguise.

Beat Theodore at his game.

Cheat for the King during the final round in Versailles.

Cheat for yourself during the final round in Versailles.

Cheat for the Comte during the final round in Versailles.

Cheat for Erdnase during the final round in Versailles.

Play honestly during the final round of Versailles.

Skip 5 tutorials.

Ridicule Colonel Gabriel.

Encounter the sharp end of the countryside.

Give your save file to the Lady of Bones.

Teach Kepplinger a lesson.