Die.
Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Wear your own severed face on your face.
Drink lava.
Host three different fungal infections at once.
Project your mind into a goat's body.
Get killed by your evil twin.
Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Recover Stopsvalinn.
Fall in love with a sign.
Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Kill a chrome pyramid.
Contract glotrot.
Contract ironshank.
Eat one of your own limbs.
Get killed by a chute crab.
Foresee your own death.
Fall in love with yourself.
Become loved by a faction.
Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Speak to the alchemist.
Have 10 mutations.
Read 10 books.
Read 100 books.
Kill 100 snapjaws.
Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Advance a mutation to level 15.
Cure glotrot.
Cure ironshank.
Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Activate a time cube.
Wield the amaranthine prism.
Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Regenerate a limb.
Fall to your death.
Kill a trisludge.
Kill a pentasludge.
Kill a decasludge.
Get decapitated.
Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Compliment Q Girl.
Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.
Have six arms.
Enter 25 spacetime vortices.
Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Overdose on a hulk honey tonic.
Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Clone Ctesiphus.
Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Recover Kindrish.
Visit 100 generated villages.
Discover psychic glimmer.
Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Invent 100 recipes.
Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
Cross into Brightsheol.
Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Wear the Otherpearl.
Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Enter 100 giant clams.
Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
Help the slynth find a new home.
Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
Be turned to stone.
Wink out of existence.
Be swallowed whole.
Be transmuted into a gemstone.
Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
Become auroral.
Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
Tattoo yourself.
Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Recover a relic from a historic site.
Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Have your head explode.