You completed the tutorial level.
You killed 1000 aliens.
You killed 10000 aliens.
You killed 100000 aliens.
You extinguished fires 10 times.
You activated Doors Control 10 times.
You activated the Defence Systems 10 times.
You healed 10 times at Medic Stations.
You manged to set off a self-destruction countdown sequence..
You loaded a Paradox Engine saved reality.
You completed the game
You completed the game with no dead exterminators.
You failed miserably.
Escape from a crumbling spaceship.
You completed a mission leaving an immaculate spaceship.
You caused a breach in a spaceship's hull causing its destruction.
You let die 10 exterminators.
Hold a bag of 100 Bitcoins.
Hold a bag of 50 Bitcoins.
Salvage a spaceship but die in the process.
You uncovered Doctor Paradox's destiny.
You uncovered Magmor's destiny.
You uncovered Isaac's destiny.
You uncovered Jane's destiny.
You uncovered Echobot's destiny.
You uncovered Muerto's destiny.
Hold a bag of 250 bitcoins.