Destroyed 25 of Brad's BradBots.
Completed all three issues of Nanoc the Obliviator.
Completed all three issues of The Improbable Paper Pals.
Completed all three issues of Cutie Cutie Kid Cupids.
Completed the game.
Earned cash by talking to people in the base.
Purchased every bonus from Dr. Winklemeyer.
Maxed out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
Fired 125,000 total shots (and counting...)
Finished each level with mistake-free reaction sequences
Survived Benny's onslaught during The Improbable Paper Pals #79 without taking a hit.
Racked up 15 punches on Star while arguing.