You probably cheated, but there is a legitimate way to get this...
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
She's never coming back...
You got caught...
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
That's not actually how you play the game.
You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
You really will do anything, won't you?
Huh... Weird...
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
Defeat her without taking damage.
Defeat her without ever rolling.
Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
你在这干嘛 ?
You identify as Gay.
You identify as Bisexual.
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
And you can't even do seven...
Encounter your Federal Agent for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Put him down... Put him down!
Hm...
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Create your first piece of art.
You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
He really liked you, man... How could you?
Eh, no one liked her anyway.
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Someone else's shoes.
This isn't safe...
Sneed.
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Push the button. A lot.
Idiot...
Who said you can't buy friendship?
There's only one way out of here now...
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Feels new, anyway...
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
I'll do better next time...