Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) Achievements - Xbox One - Exophase.com

Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)

Xbox One

5,315 Achievements Earned
187 Players Tracked
55 Total Achievements
2,220 Obtainable EXP
1,000 Gamerscore
61 100% Club

Achievement

Points

Rarity

Earned Date

About Damn Time

Return the overdue book to the Librarian

15

55.61% (36.00)
A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story

20

44.39% (46.00)
A Long Road Ahead

Complete Part 1

20

49.73% (41.00)
Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories

20

44.92% (45.00)
Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades

15

50.27% (40.00)
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball

15

49.73% (41.00)
Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults

20

43.32% (47.00)
Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer

15

49.20% (41.00)
Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops

20

47.59% (42.00)
Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

20

49.73% (41.00)
Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom

25

40.64% (50.00)
Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes

20

50.27% (40.00)
Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight

20

45.45% (44.00)
Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love

15

63.10% (32.00)
Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need

20

49.73% (41.00)
Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume

15

55.61% (36.00)
Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab

20

49.73% (41.00)
Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

15

52.94% (38.00)
Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

25

39.04% (52.00)
Guerilla Marketer

Post all three of Sawyer's flyers

15

61.50% (33.00)
Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home

15

50.80% (40.00)
Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine

15

70.59% (29.00)
Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker

15

54.55% (37.00)
Hurt Me More!

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit

15

74.33% (27.00)
Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God

20

47.59% (42.00)
Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles

20

48.13% (42.00)
Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested

15

49.73% (41.00)
Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker

15

67.91% (30.00)
Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school

20

47.06% (43.00)
Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies

20

49.73% (41.00)
Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus

20

43.85% (46.00)
Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date

20

48.66% (42.00)
Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab

20

49.73% (41.00)
Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip

15

49.73% (41.00)
My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest

15

50.27% (40.00)
Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record

20

82.89% (24.00)
Operation Intrude N313

Sneak into Golden Haze

15

50.27% (40.00)
Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

15

99.47% (20.00)
Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer

15

50.27% (40.00)
Project Runway

Collect every costume

20

37.43% (54.00)
Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown

20

47.06% (43.00)
Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter

20

46.52% (43.00)
Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza

15

54.55% (37.00)
Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium

15

55.61% (36.00)
Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream

15

55.61% (36.00)
Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie

15

49.73% (41.00)
Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving

25

33.69% (60.00)
Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1

20

44.39% (46.00)
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind

20

46.52% (43.00)
The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests

20

45.45% (44.00)
Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal

20

51.87% (39.00)
Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink

20

51.34% (39.00)
Perma Peeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office

20

49.73% (41.00)
Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

20

45.45% (44.00)
Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.

20

49.20% (41.00)