Win with the Fencer. Parry and Riposte!
Win with The Last Bodybuilder. He's so strong.
Win with the friendliest guy there is.
Win with Santa, a real Christmas miracle.
Win with El Satan's patented wrestling moves.
Win with Alvis, the Crooner of the Zombocalypse.
Win with the Boxer. Stick and move!
Win with the funny Clown. *distorted honk*
Win with Turkey. Tip: Do not eat it.
Win with Valkyrie. This should be an easy one.
Win with Horse. You're a pony no more.
Win with Gnomey, the most OP character. S++ on the Official Tier List.
Win with Gordo. Any resemblance to another character is coincidental.
Win with the Panda. Maybe Canada will be a good habitat.
Win with the Witch. Magic hat, magic broom, magic uzi.
Win with the Wizard! It is your destiny.
Win with G#rf. Every day... is a Monday.
Win with the original hot Vampire, not those newfangled sparkling ones.
Win with L#nk. The censored vowel changes every game.
Win with Cat Lady. Who knew hoarding cats would be this useful?
Win with sumo wrestler. Sumo is the ultimate anti-zombie martial art.
Win with the Debutante. I guess she does kind of look like Mary Poppins.
Win with the Queen of Fairies. Make a wish for friendship.
Win with Roller Derby Woman. She's well trained for the zombocalypse.
Win K*E*P*A Mode with Kepa. Please don't get me killed.
Win with the Hermit after coaxing him out of his Hermit Hut.
Win with a skeleton. Internal skeletons don't count.
Win with a full team of 4 people/dogs/beings.
Win with a BERSERK! trait character. They're rather death prone.
Win with 4 dogs. Dog squaaaaad.
Win the game with a feral cat in the team.
Win with no ally deaths. This includes traders and mall cops.
Pure solo victory. Start with one character, never get a recruit.
Win Death Road Normal Mode.
Win Long Winding Road Mode.
Win Familiar Characters Mode.
Win Rare Characters Mode.
Win Rare Characters EXTREME Mode.
Win Familiar Characters EXTREME Mode.
Beat Short Trip to Heck Mode.
Beat K*E*P*A Mode.
Beat Marathon Mode.
Beat Deadlier Road Mode.
Win the first 10 game modes.
Anime Girl anime'd the car.
Knight left the team alive.
In the last moment, killed your chance of victory.
Just like in my clown nightmares.
Splat 100,000 zombies!
Train Medical 50 times.
Train Shooting 75 times.
Train Mechanical 50 times.
Train Fitness 75 times.
Train Strength 100 times. Build mass, build bulk.
Open 100 toilets, revealing the toilet genie.
Heal teammates 75 times.
Win 5 consecutive games in a row without losing.
Streak the first 10 game modes!
Win the game with a goat. It's going to ruin the car.
A miracle happened that day...
Win the game with Uncle Sam or Muscle Eagle.
Win the game with the holiday beaver in the team.
Win with some pig in the team.
Win the game with the pirate captain rare trader camp recruit.
Win a game with the caveman after breaking her out of the ice.
Win with the Renaissance Faire bard recruit.
Reach the final area with a working car.
Win with the bunker laboratory scientist.
Rescued a chicken. May have turned it into nugs after.
Proved the existence of spooky ghosts.