Wake up the Magical Luggage
Learn About the Librarian
Receive Airmail From the Bursar
Retrieve a Book for the Arch Chancellor
Explore the Streets of Ankh-Morpork for the First Time
Learn How to Pickpocket
Learn About the Patrician
Learn About the Thieve's Guild
Meet Death for the First Time
Drink a Glass of Zinemoth's Lacontile Splenetic Emollient
Bring a Staff of Tumultuous Thermaturgy to the Arch Chancellor
Bring a Spiral of Neverfailing Induction to the Arch Chancellor
Bring a Sample of Breath From the Subject in Question to the Arch Chancellor
Bring a Miniature Creature of Excitable Chitters to the Arch Chancellor
Bring a Container Made of the Strongest Ferrous Metal to the Arch Chancellor
Construct Recoglimento's Never Failing Dragon's Lair Revealer
Complete Act I
Travel Through L-Space for the First Time
Meet All Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Drink a Glass of Counterwise Wine
Start a Fight
Infiltrate the Elucidated Brethren of the Sword
Visit the Psychiatrickerist
Help the Beggar Improve Business
Leave the City Gates for the First Time
Explore the Shades for the First Time
Ask Big Sal for the Special
Learn the Secret Handshake
Give Brother Doorkeeper's Gold to the Dragon
Give Brother Watchtower's Gold to the Dragon
Give Brother Brick-Wit's Gold to the Dragon
Give Brother Fingers' Gold to the Dragon
Give Brother Broom's Gold to the Dragon
Give the Supreme Grand Master's Gold to the Dragon
Give the Dragon All the Golden Trinkets
Complete Act II
Drink a Glass of Klatchian Cactus Juice
Get Stuck in a Circular Conversation
See the Casting Director
Reveal the Hidden Creature Found in the Dungeon
Explore the Mines for the First Time
Stop the Talking Dog From Talking
Capture the Parrot
Explore A'Tuin's Back for the First Time
Explore the Realm of the Gods for the First Time
Learn the Number of That Donkey Cart!
Explore Lady Ramkin's Dragon Sanctuary for the First Time
Take an Impstamatic Picture
Help Fix the Boogey Man Problem
Find The Cave of Offler
Get a Moustache
Get Some Camel-Flage
Get a Tattoo
Get a Sword That Goes "Ting"?
Get a Magical Talisman
Learn a Spell
Collect All of the Hero Items
Complete Act III
Ready Yourself for the Final Confrontation
Complete Act IV
Bore Rincewind
Keep Annoying Rincewind Until he Takes the Cursor Taken Away
Retrieve the Summoning of Dragons Book