Collect an oxygen tank

Squish 5 Poops in a level

Squish 20 Poops in a level

Squish 50 Poops in a level

Be a victim of a Trumpscare

See a Poop peeping around the corner

Collect zero poops in a level

Keep a level going until the soundtrack stops

Complete 15 seconds of non-stop high-speed running

Score 100,000 points in a level

Score 250,000 points in a level

Score 500,000 points in a level