Teddy's glasses were broken. He unfortunately cannot read this achievement description right now.

Elected a plastic disc as your leader? Seriously? Maybe you should have run a background check on him first.

Took a bite out of a fellow survivor. Meat's meat, right?

Curiosity did its thing in the worst way possible.

Steve has two close calls with the wrath of Zeus.

Good job keeping their marriage intact. Plus, divorce is expensive anyway!

Went out on a limb one too many times.

Ice job! Give yourself a hand.

Lost a limb to a jaguar. At least it wasn't your frying pan arm.

Teddy somehow convinced you to abandon the group, but it was all a ruse! Sucker!

The GameBrick -- A gaming and snake-killing multi-device! Convenient!

Murdered Garrett after his chocoloate bar transgression. Don't worry -- we were all thinking it.

Witnessed blood spilled in the jungle... and you didn't even get any coconuts!

Ate hallucination mushrooms. Took a trip... While on a trip.

Left Garrett alone and unsupervised at camp with a concussion. Have you no heart?

We thought that purple truck looked familiar...

Heard George's 'poem' for Jolene. Yep, we cried too.

Left someone for dead in the shipwreck. So much for comradery!

Nobody but you lived to witness your beautiful rescue.

Partied on a boat.

Used Teddy's metal detector to detect some seriously hazardous metal.

Steve finally put his 10 years of stapling experience to good use.

Jolene told you about her web of purple lies.

Apparently you valued the kitty over all the humans. Solid decision.

Gathered enough evidence to put an end to Dysast Air. Seriously... Bus parts and duct tape?