• 29,190 Achievements Earned
  • 814 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 1,898 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 295 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

    15
    99.75% (26.00)
  • Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"

    5
    98.89% (26.00)
  • Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

    10
    97.17% (26.00)
  • Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

    10
    98.89% (26.00)
  • Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

    25
    78.26% (33.00)
  • Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

    30
    84.64% (30.00)
  • Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

    10
    97.17% (26.00)
  • Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

    20
    93.24% (28.00)
  • Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

    30
    87.59% (29.00)
  • Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

    25
    75.55% (34.00)
  • Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."

    10
    85.38% (30.00)
  • Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"

    10
    61.30% (42.00)
  • Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

    10
    75.92% (34.00)
  • Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

    10
    76.90% (33.00)
  • Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

    10
    76.54% (34.00)
  • Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

    15
    74.69% (34.00)
  • Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

    10
    69.90% (37.00)
  • Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

    5
    52.58% (49.00)
  • Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

    20
    52.21% (49.00)
  • Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

    20
    83.78% (31.00)
  • Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

    20
    53.44% (48.00)
  • Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."

    10
    75.80% (34.00)
  • Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

    20
    52.58% (49.00)
  • Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"

    20
    49.51% (52.00)
  • Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

    40
    65.97% (39.00)
  • Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

    10
    68.06% (38.00)
  • Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

    20
    49.02% (52.00)
  • Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

    40
    38.33% (67.00)
  • "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...."

    30
    67.94% (38.00)
  • Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"

    60
    76.66% (34.00)
  • Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

    20
    96.93% (27.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

    10
    95.09% (27.00)
  • Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."

    10
    60.44% (43.00)
  • Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."

    10
    58.23% (44.00)
  • Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

    10
    55.28% (47.00)
  • Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

    5
    47.54% (54.00)
  • Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

    10
    48.77% (53.00)
  • Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

    20
    86.86% (30.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

    20
    78.50% (33.00)
  • Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

    20
    75.18% (34.00)
  • Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

    10
    76.04% (34.00)
  • Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

    10
    71.38% (36.00)
  • Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."

    10
    58.35% (44.00)
  • Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

    40
    71.87% (36.00)
  • Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

    20
    70.64% (36.00)
  • "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement."

    10
    70.64% (36.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"

    30
    69.41% (37.00)
  • Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"

    15
    41.03% (63.00)
  • Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."

    50
    68.06% (38.00)
  • Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

    100
    68.06% (38.00)