• 29,146 Achievements Earned
  • 806 Players Tracked
  • 50 Total Achievements
  • 1,853 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 297 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

    15
    99.88% (25.00)
  • Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"

    5
    99.13% (26.00)
  • Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

    10
    97.39% (26.00)
  • Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

    10
    99.13% (26.00)
  • Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

    25
    78.91% (32.00)
  • Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

    30
    85.24% (30.00)
  • Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

    10
    97.39% (26.00)
  • Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

    20
    93.67% (27.00)
  • Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

    30
    88.09% (29.00)
  • Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

    25
    76.18% (33.00)
  • Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."

    10
    85.86% (30.00)
  • Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"

    10
    62.16% (41.00)
  • Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

    10
    76.43% (33.00)
  • Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

    10
    77.54% (33.00)
  • Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

    10
    77.30% (33.00)
  • Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

    15
    75.31% (34.00)
  • Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

    10
    70.72% (36.00)
  • Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

    5
    53.47% (47.00)
  • Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

    20
    53.23% (48.00)
  • Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

    20
    84.37% (30.00)
  • Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

    20
    54.22% (47.00)
  • Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."

    10
    76.30% (33.00)
  • Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

    20
    53.47% (47.00)
  • Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"

    20
    50.37% (50.00)
  • Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

    40
    66.38% (38.00)
  • Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

    10
    68.61% (37.00)
  • Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

    20
    49.88% (51.00)
  • Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

    40
    39.08% (65.00)
  • "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...."

    30
    68.49% (37.00)
  • Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"

    60
    77.42% (33.00)
  • Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

    20
    97.15% (26.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

    10
    95.41% (27.00)
  • Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."

    10
    60.92% (42.00)
  • Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."

    10
    58.93% (43.00)
  • Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

    10
    56.08% (45.00)
  • Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

    5
    48.14% (53.00)
  • Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

    10
    49.63% (51.00)
  • Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

    20
    87.34% (29.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

    20
    79.16% (32.00)
  • Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

    20
    75.81% (33.00)
  • Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

    10
    76.67% (33.00)
  • Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

    10
    72.08% (35.00)
  • Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."

    10
    59.06% (43.00)
  • Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

    40
    72.58% (35.00)
  • Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

    20
    71.34% (36.00)
  • "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement."

    10
    71.34% (36.00)
  • Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"

    30
    69.98% (36.00)
  • Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"

    15
    41.69% (61.00)
  • Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."

    50
    68.61% (37.00)
  • Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

    100
    68.61% (37.00)