Start your first game
Get hit by a giant bird
Try to click a target and miss
Get hit by a heart bullet
Close the game while a round is still active
Get hit by a UFO
Reach Round 20
Reach Round 40
Reach Round 60
Reach Round 80
Reach Round 100
Get hit by a tempest
Get hit by a horse
Spam the menu buttons a concerning number of times
Get hit by fire
Get hit by a knife
Get hit by a kernel
Attain 1,000,000 total points
Survive Cherb's cameo attack
Get hit by confetti
Destroy a bullet using your special
Buy a new pair of crocs from the customize menu
Buy a new cursor from the customize menu
Get hit by an angry bubble
Get hit by a volcano
Get hit by a chain
Get hit by a tree
Get hit by money
Click a gold target
Get hit by a crow
Activate a bonus round
Unlock and then use the Blacklist in a run
Yes. Yes you can.
Survive Yatanosoy's cameo attack
Get past 10 or more rounds in the color sequence minigame
Get hit by a bowling ball
Get hit by an axe
Get hit by a firework
Get hit by a pipe
Get hit by a card
Get hit by a ghost
Get hit by a lucky cat spirit
Get hit by a fish
Get hit by a regular circle bullet
Get hit by a square bullet
Survive Griffith's cameo attack
Acquire a pumpkin
Equip a hat from the customize menu
Successfully pull off a hit prevention
Get hit by a firefly
Survive Pandoria's cameo attack
Get hit by a top
Get hit by a water droplet
Get hit by a flower
Get hit by popcorn
Eat a biscuit
Get hit by an ornament
Open a present
Get coal from a present, then toss it away