The first achievement's free, kid

Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one

Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT

Beaming quite near, beaming over here

Try not to miss or I’

You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??)

Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe

What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle*

The wonders of technology allow you insta-health

Save the excuses, you got the achievo

Whop your wad on the countah!

If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though

(Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same)

Get out the Door

Delusion would be proud!Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man

Delusion would be proud!

If you are the bomb, put yourself out!

Look out above, below... anywhere really

For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this

Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place

“You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.”

Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving

Watch out for that Murderous Murder!

Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky!

You sure showed them!

You're a veritable walking disaster area

IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!!

"Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day."

Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children?

I think that's rain anyway, close enough

You totally SHOT those didn't you?

Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog

If an ant was... THIS BIG!

Soon you’ll be rolling in trim!

Everything is gold in the future

Memory is a funny old thing

Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them!

NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times!

You did the thing!

lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8?

I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!!

You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha??

It was the journey that counted

(Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto)

Stay fresh, cheese bags!

That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat

Your talents lie elsewhere.

But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky

In the base??

I knew it went somewhere!

And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank"

It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it

Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right

Young Babby H got scared again

You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context)

But it's bad

Therefore, Try Just do t!

By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton!

Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really

You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos

Built to last, the future's in the... cast?