Suck at life
Grab your first power-up
Survive for a full 2 minutes
Get past the bird for the 1st time
Hit 3 cows in under 3 seconds
Jump over 3 pig patties in under 5 seconds
Become the cats play toy
Try and save the Princess!
Stop the monkeys from taking over
Hit the century mark
Check out how you are doing
Buy something from the Store
Get stuck in an endless loop
Unlock all of the power-ups
Unlock all of Fernanfloo's outfits