Suck at life

Grab your first power-up

Survive for a full 2 minutes

Get past the bird for the 1st time

Hit 3 cows in under 3 seconds

Jump over 3 pig patties in under 5 seconds

Become the cats play toy

Try and save the Princess!

Stop the monkeys from taking over

Hit the century mark

Check out how you are doing

Buy something from the Store

Get stuck in an endless loop

Unlock all of the power-ups

Unlock all of Fernanfloo's outfits