Find the Gnome in the first level
Clear the first level
Find the hidden Clown Meat
Collect the Cryberry
Answer all of Daksu's questions correctly
Get past Daksu without answering the quiz
Find the hidden Pepperoni Secret
Bring the "B" with you past the Smile Ghosts, without dropping it, getting hit or getting a power-up once you've entered Daksu's closet
Survive a terrifying experience
Defeat 20 Doodle Dips in a row underwater without landing
Find the Gnome in the underwater level
Survive a battle against Mr. Dink
Survive a battle against Ringo Starr
Find and talk to Gordon Ramsay
Defeat the Sausage and collect the meat
Wake up from a horrible nightmare
Talk to everyone in the Chat Village
Listen in on a certain phone call
Find and make it through the dark village
Find the hidden Mr. Dink cameo before taking off into the air
Clear the stage from another SNES game
Clear the forsaken land of the vineRizon
Find Kermit the Frog in Rizon Land
Measure your network's speed and escape Rizon Fortress
Find the secret Nicolas Cage room and hit the button
Clear the wild land of the Meat
Enter Sicko Mode
Find the secret Princess Bleach room
Get the Bad Ending 1
Get the Bad Ending 2
Defeat Meat in its final form