Collect the 1-up hidden at LUEshi's Castle.
Collect the moon in Climb Teh Vines!! while you are Starman Mario.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Switch'd #1 without ever being equipped with the cape or riding LUEshi.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Dolphin Lake.
Complete Switch'd #2 without collecting more than 20 coins (no Cape Mario).
Obtain a red mushroom (not from backup power up) anywhere between the Ancient Dragon Bonar and the goal (Hint: Cape Needed).
Complete Mod Castle #402 entirely as Small Mario (no checkpoint).
Collect the 8 Dragon Coins in Big Rigs Grand Prix.
Grab the two flying 1-ups in Morning Woods while riding LUEshi (no Cape Mario).
Collect 8 Dragon Coins in ROFL Area.
In House of Lies, use 1337 cape skills in the first room to complete the level without ever entering the first yellow door.
Obtain a 1-up at LUEshi's Castle 2.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Older Than Jesus.
Reach the goal without having increased your score in Clockspider's Tree (Hint: Bring LUEshi).
Collect 6 Dragon Coins in Teh Dino-Rhino Army.
Collect 150 coins in Wizard Cave (Hint: There's a way to respawn coins).
Collect 7 Dragon Coins in y helo thar fishsex.
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Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Bon4r Zone.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in y helo thar!
In Harlequin Cave, reach the goal (normal exit) while riding LUEshi (or, in this case, "bLUEshi").
Reach the goal in Iceberg Sea with at least 250 on the clock (no checkpoint).
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Sunken Pr0n Ship.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Tubgirl Isle.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Goatse's Domain 1.
Reach the goal in Goatse's Domain 2 without pressing A and with pressing B no more than 7 times (no Cape Mario).
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Goatse's Large Hole.
In Goatze's Candy, hit all 30 ? Blocks, then reach the goal.
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in Goatse Island.
Complete Goatse's Fortress entirely as Small Mario.
In Trinity Castle, defeat Ludwig after clearing each of the three rooms. (Note: Will need to die between rooms).
Collect 5 Dragon Coins in The Block Tower.
In Castle of the Pains, defeat BethanyM (Reznor) after clearing each of the five rooms. (Note: Will need to die between rooms).
Collect 6 Dragon Coins in Ropey.
In N00by, earn 15 1-ups (Hint: the clouds give 1-ups after you grab 10 coins, but this counter resets when a cloud is hatched).
Crash your game in Glitchy.
With LUEshi (not winged, and no Cape Mario), earn 8 1-ups by stomping on Koopas in 1337.
Earn at least two 1-ups in each room in New LUEtopia.
Start the game with LUEshi.
Gaze out to the island in the sea from atop Sea Outpost 42.
Clear all 42 exits.
Mount LUEshi 42 times within 10 seconds.