Now you know as much as an Apprentice Maid!

Congratulations! Enjoy the sweet taste of victory while it lasts.

It's only natural the proper heir would win, after all.

Don't underestimate her because she's tiny!

The golden rule is pretty simple: I have the gold so I make the rules!

During your main phase, choose a single 'Action Card' from your discard pile. That action card has the 'Recycle' special rule for the duration of your main phase.

The Hottest Flames ensure only the most capable Flame General Princess wins!

Shape of: Time Warp! -- Form of: Dimensional Shift!

The other princess are already buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music.

Do I even want to know why you did this?

You do know you only need 20 points to win right?

At least everybody is doubly sure you've won now.

I hope you like skits.

You've only seen a quarter of these! Keep playing!

Is your deck half empty or half full? Maybe we should ask Bergamotte for advice...

Have you gotten the ultra rare card yet? You'll know when you do.

That's all folks!

A win with every Princess is no easy feat.

Much like the police, Flame Generals do not need to show badges.

When you're this good, all you need is a crown.

You didn't cut back on city funding. Good for you.

The bartender asks "Who the heck buys a Senator?"

I still don't want to know why you did this.

A Witch always repays her debts, too.

This is your crowning achievement. ...get it?

I think it's safe to say you've figured out the game mechanics by now, eh?

It's okay, the lack of a turn timer is a feature.

Alchemist? What does that card let you do again?

Someday people are going to write idioms about your play style. That day is today.

Explains why Klam-Klam speaks too much, doesn't it?

Please treat your apprentice maids with the love and care they deserve (eg: none)

Bergamotte with the clutch save