Beat the game once.
Beat the game, then die at max level (L9).
Beat the game, then die with at least 8 health containers.
Kill the Spirit of Glass while you have The Murderator active.
Beat Joe's all-time high score of $3,621,675.
Get 175% or higher completion on any one level.
Use Cannibalize to heal at least 4 health in a single run.
Defeat the Legendary Diamond while at full health.
Kill the Spirit of Glass twice in a single run.
Break 100,000 objects.
Break 250,000 objects.
Break 1,000,000 objects.
Traverse at least 40 stages in a single run.
Cause at least $1,000,000 worth of damage in a single run.
Get 200% completion on any level.
Complete a level without breaking anything.
Beat Nightmare Mode.
Activate Berserk 10 times in one run!