Step one - Leave the house
Step two - Stay clean
Step three - Get cracking
Step four - Save Matryoshka
Piece together how it all began
Bring back your childhood memories
Experience public humiliation
Find the hidden stash
Say goodbye to your folks
Surely you can use these things together
Buy every single item from the vending machine
Try to bribe several of the locals
Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time
Acquire an unusual business card
Order a wake-up call
Sal Limones would be proud!
Slightly vandalize the room
Close observation goes outrageously wrong
Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka
Exchange ration card with the professor
Oh hai doggy
We all go a little mad sometimes
Try to find another race in outer space
Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere
Show them how to treat the ladies
All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist
Save your telekinetic powers for later
Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities
Blow up the bizarre balloon
Score 20 points by shooting the targets
Offer the general an excellent treat
A three-headed monkey would also be useful
Almost like a detective's disguise
Technically you're not supposed to do that
Disassemble the dreaded item
Find a way to bring down the wall
Find yourself in a heap of trouble
Create the perfect zooming device
Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started
The right man in the wrong place
Snap a photo with an antique camera
Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations