Finish day two.
Finish Day One
Finished day three.
Finished day four.
Made your best efforts to miss the funeral.
Finish the game.
Lost track of time on the road.
Felt like literally taking the wheelchair for a spin.
Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently.
Tortured an imprisoned bum.
Reunited with a furry friend.
Rediscovered yourself as a creature of the night.
Learned a cold hard truth about your face.
Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer.
Barely resisted the urge to barbeque a bear.
Amplified Goober's lung cancer.
Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning.
Totally mesmerized by Goober's monologues.
Really had it out for Goober.
Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco.