Finished day one
Finished day two
Finished day three
Finished the game
Finished day four
Made your best efforts to miss the funeral
Lost track of time on the road
Tortured an imprisoned bum
Next level lowballing
Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently
Reunited with a furry friend
Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer
Revealed yourself as a creature of the night
Learned a cold hard truth about your face
Had a compulsion to barbeque a bear
Were mesmerized by Goober's monologues
Amplified Goober's "lung cancer"
Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning
Really had it out for Goober
Made the outlaw bikers jealous of your sweet ride
Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco
Went to extreme lengths to reunite with Grandpa
Made quite a flaming escape
Burned one up on Parowan Peak
Felt a sudden urge to mow a lawn
Tried to fullfill Jimmy's prediction
Unlocked all of the Katmobile designs
Came close to a premature electrocution
Wanted everybody to have some goddamn coffee
Took some time to reminisce
And stay down!
Unlocked the "Fiery" bike design
Unlocked the "Shocker" bike design
Unlocked the "Rat" bike design
Unlocked the "Outlaw" bike design
Momma took good care of you
Unlocked the "Veteran" bike design
Erased some filthy graffiti
Gave Grandma the first peek at the briefcase envelope
Brought up the painful custody battle with Grandma