Made the outlaw bikers jealous of your sweet ride
Tried to fullfill Jimmy's prediction
Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco
Next level lowballing
Learned a cold hard truth about your face
Unlocked all of the Katmobile designs
Reunited with a furry friend
Tortured an imprisoned bum
Took some time to reminisce
Momma took good care of you
Made quite a flaming escape
Unlocked the "Veteran" bike design
Unlocked the "Shocker" bike design
Came close to a premature electrocution
Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently
Went to extreme lengths to reunite with Grandpa
Burned one up on Parowan Peak
Were mesmerized by Goober's monologues
Gave Grandma the first peek at the briefcase envelope
Amplified Goober's "lung cancer"
Unlocked the "Fiery" bike design
Revealed yourself as a creature of the night
Erased some filthy graffiti
Lost track of time on the road
Felt a sudden urge to mow a lawn
Unlocked the "Rat" bike design
And stay down!
Wanted everybody to have some goddamn coffee
Really had it out for Goober
Made your best efforts to miss the funeral
Brought up the painful custody battle with Grandma
Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer
Had a compulsion to barbeque a bear
Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning
Unlocked the "Outlaw" bike design
Finished day one
Finished day two
Finished day three
Finished day four
Finished the game