Made your best efforts to miss the funeral

Lost track of time on the road

Next level lowballing

Tortured an imprisoned bum

Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently

Reunited with a furry friend

Revealed yourself as a creature of the night

Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer

Learned a cold hard truth about your face

Had a compulsion to barbeque a bear

Amplified Goober's "lung cancer"

Were mesmerized by Goober's monologues

Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning

Really had it out for Goober

Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco

Made the outlaw bikers jealous of your sweet ride

Went to extreme lengths to reunite with Grandpa

Made quite a flaming escape

Felt a sudden urge to mow a lawn

Burned one up on Parowan Peak

Tried to fullfill Jimmy's prediction

Wanted everybody to have some goddamn coffee

Came close to a premature electrocution

Took some time to reminisce

And stay down!

Unlocked the "Shocker" bike design

Unlocked the "Fiery" bike design

Unlocked the "Rat" bike design

Unlocked the "Outlaw" bike design

Unlocked the "Veteran" bike design

Momma took good care of you

Erased some filthy graffiti

Gave Grandma the first peek at the briefcase envelope

Brought up the painful custody battle with Grandma