It’s possible that a stranger would recognize you on the street before forgetting about you completely.

Not really a celebrity, but not really a nobody.

Reserved Achievement 2

But there are still lots of people more famous than you, and that one guy you met that time didn’t know who you were. Unacceptable.

The first step is to admit you have a problem. The next is to do booze-related things.

You’ve made it! But don’t stop now, there are still people out there who don’t absolutely love you. How is that possible?

Money comes and goes, but virtual achievements are forever. Drop some cash!

You're practically folding clothing before a customer even messes it up.

Looking good never... looked so good.

Take all you want, but eat all you take!

All the things you do when you're in love, but hate seeing others do when you're not.

Float like a social butterfly, but don't sting like a social bee. People don't like that.

You're ready for your close-up! All it took was seven hours in make-up...

Reserved Achievement 1

You can now shout "Do you know who I am?!?" when fast food restaurants refuse to serve you breakfast in the afternoon.

Make-up is the photo shop of real life.