You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.

What does the fuzzy thing do?

One thousand knights squandered.

How many doll knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?

Nothing to see, move along.

Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.

Jeff is satisfied.

Beating all the clocks.

Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!

Master the Mines

Master the Mountain

Master the Castle

Master the Ruins

One body does not count as a Carpet.

Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.

No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?

Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.