Have fun scrubbing those dishes.
You made your first $1,000! Nice job!
You made your first $10,000! Good going!
You made your first $1,000,000! Life is good!
You made your first $100,000! Keep it going!
You made your first $1,000,000,000! That's a lot of zeros!
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000! You are officially obscenely wealthy!
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000,000! What can you possibly be spending all of that on?
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000! Maybe you should give some to me...
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! I have no words...
You got your first associate's degree! That's great!
You got your first master's degree. How smart are you?
You got your first bachelor's degree! Hope you can get a job!
You've earned a doctorate degree! Look at the big brain on... you.
You've opened a business! A wise investment indeed.