Punched seven enemies to death.
Slaughtered 77 Bobs.
Completed the Citadel.
Beat the game.
Toasted 20 opponents.
Won a Multiplayer game.
Killed an invincible opponent.
Spank'd 20 opponents.
Got the Assault Rifle.
Read every single terminal in the game.
Punched all switches, played on Total Carnage and never ever left a single Bob alive.
You are a member of the 7th Column.
Killed a Juggernaut in Survival and lived to tell the tale.
Outscored every other player combined in King of the Hill or Kill the Man With the Ball.
Won a multiplayer game in every map in the Total Carnage Netmap Pack.