You stole a life! That's like murder.

Now what?

You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.

You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.

Half way there, come on, you can do it!

Score! You have reached 500,000.

Pachinko parlors are calling your name.

That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!

You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.

Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.

You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.

You mean you have to use your hands?