Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Complete the game in single player mode.
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Complete half the game.
Reach 500,000 points.
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.
Defeat the level 2 boss "Old Berney" without losing a life.
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"