Rejected a date on Linger!
Matched a date on Linger
Got a low intensity massagy
Got a high intensity massagy
Got three stars with Rial
Got three stars with Nicole
Got three stars with Martha
Got three stars with Sarah
Got three stars with Mayo
Got three stars with Janein
Got three stars with Dorothy
Got three stars with Anne
Got three stars with Papu Aiye
Got three stars with Cake-chan
Got three stars with Tiffany
Got a massagy with Rial
Got a massagy with Nicole
Got a massagy with Martha
Got a massagy with Sarah
Got a massagy with Mayo
Got a massagy with Janein
Got a massagy with Dorothy
Got a massagy with Anne
Got a massagy with Papu Aiye
Got a massagy with Cake-chan
Get a massagy with Tiffany
Failed a date.
Got two stars in a date.
Failed 5 dates.
Failed 10 dates.
Failed 20 dates.
Got killed by Nicole
Tapped the Mayonnaise
Discovered Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.
Got 3 stars with all the dates
Dated all dates!
Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Hit 20 times!
Hit 50 times!
Hit 200 times!
Hit 350 times!
Hit 500 times!
Hit 550 times!
Hit 700 times!
Hit 1500 times!
Hit 3000 times!
Hit 5000 times!
Hit 8000 times!
Hit 10000 times!
Unlocked all the achievements from My Name is Mayo!
This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Amazing Story (150 hits)
Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)