This is my sword, there are many like it but this one is mine. Swing it for the first time
First Magic Use
First Physical Upgrade
Collect Your First Mana Gem
Get Your First Ore Stone
Rustled Up Some Gold For Those Empty Pockets
Buy Your First Potion
Upgrade Your Magical Ability By Reading... Yes, Reading...
Defeated The Grandslime
Defeated The Lich
Confront Gladius
Find A Treasure Chest
Talk to the crimson guard for the first time
Receive a final beneficial quest reward
Start a New, New Game. I choose Charmander. You gotta choose Squirtle.
Congrats, you've died!
Er. I mean stones. Max out your Orestones
Congrats on completing the puzzle, you did good kid.
Slightly improve the stew with gourmet ingredients. Beware viral infections though.
The old man has taken your excess gold. As if you had anywhere else to spend it anyways.
"Rice Rice Baby to gooo" Wait, wrong artist... Collect your first never melting ice sample
Only one way to be sure. I'd have to see the bat droppings... Collect your first bat guano sample
Congrats, you've made (and probably spent) 100K gold nuggets!
Take Ninety Nine Down spend 'em on potions. Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred Nuggets on the wall
The title pretty much says it all... You've played this just to collect stones. 100K in fact. Well done big finger.
You must be a fan of match 3 gem games... You've collected 100K mana gems!
King of Necore turned bat slayer. Unfortunately, they aren't vampires and really aren't that dangerous... Slay 1000 bats
You've slapped 1000, almost harmless slimes into a liquid state... With your sword...
You b****d! Die 100 times
Eternal salvation doesn't grow on trees. Die 10 times
Have you considered taking up a job as a magic carpet salesman? You have maxed your gems out.
With the holy light of Abigail, cleanse the Fourth Floor (By spilling the blood of creatures)
Cleanse the Fifth Floor by slaying all the beasties
Cleanse the Sixth Floor
You've cleansed the Seventh Floor, but did you end up reading the signs?...
You did good Kid. Managed to get through Floor Eight and still cleanse it
You should consider joining a cleanup detail. Although... You have spilt a lot of ichor. Perhaps making a mess is more your style...