You've opened the game!
Entered the tutorial.
Finished the tutorial!
You've completed the Buildings Scenario!
I wonder whats inside??
Where does it lead? Only you will know...
Finished the spaceship level!
Finished the beach level!
Finished the Gravity Lab Scenario!
What inspired you to click this?
Why would you fall off in free roam?
Entered Free Roam!
Now. This, is POG
You've beaten Space Pog(s)
You have reached obama, good job.
Finished Speed map!
welcome to hell
Completed Lava Lab
Completed Planet Obama
Completed Tea Fortress
Entered another Door!
Hosted a Multiplayer game!
Touched Obama in Pog Arena
You bought the MLG Expansion!
You've beaten Abandoned!
You've beaten Tree Climb!
Wake Up Bean, We have bhopping to do
You've beaten MoBama's Lair
GG, You've bought the season pass!
Congrats, You've met MoBama
This is getting out of hand, Now there are two of them
Started a Achievement% Speedrun! At what cost....