You are ready for the rift.
Kill to avoid getting hit, so you can kill even more: the circle of life.
Thrill of danger at its finest.
You just love the smell of gunpowder.
To kill or not to kill ? You have the answer.
Only you, should have power over stopped time.
The farther the better, you learned that a few years ago right ?
The one who strikes faster than its shadow.
The perfect tool for an archeologist.
Not the kind of gift you would want to receive.
It’s ok to take it slow and enjoy the view.
One ring to rule them all, half the time.
The fireballs are your best friends !
“Money has never made man happy”. It makes them powerful.
Strictly better than the 9th.
Who needs to see when you kill everything that comes close.
Is defense, what were you expecting ?
Money, money, money.
A totally legal mushroom.
Who am I to judge ?
A token of the first hit one takes.
The most unreliable thing in the world.
Really useful to escape the basement.
Time to get your protein intake.
One more roll, you will hit the jackpot.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
A sip of the oldest brew.
The sweet taste of victory.
To show that your movements are flawless.
To show that you are able to deal with deadlier foes.
To show that no wounds can hold you back.
To show that you mastered your basics.
To show that your most memorable wins stem from the hardest choices.
To show that even a shortage in resources cannot stop you from victory.
To show that you can even overcome a hellish challenge.
A famous Greek hero was an expert with this, could you do better than him ?
A slash so fast, it creates a shockwave in the air. The enemies cannot be flinched with this one though.
A robot using a shotgun. Feels like 1985 vibes doesn't it ?
Now that you have all the weapons, master them and you’ll have the right to try randomizing things for fun !
Let your mastery of this weapon shine !
En route for your golden arsenal, already half done !
Down to the last Weapon before claiming the perfect list.
Mastery of every weapon is both crazy and impressive !
The first step of your soon to be huge collection.
Soon you will have too much in your collection to choose from.
Now that you have it all, one question remains: what’s your favorite skin ?
The greatest achievement for a mortal: to conquer Death itself.
You’re really getting the hang of it, getting used to killing Death.
At this point… aren't you becoming Death itself ?
And make it trouble !
As a wise man once said: “I need healing.”
You might be overkilling a bit too much here.
Just how ?
Stats aren’t really that expensive, did you try to prove a point ?
Did Loki say something offensive ?
If you’re trying to speedrun, know that I, the developer, have a WR myself !
You really did this one for the achievement, good luck getting all of them !
Randomness doesn’t exist.
No amount of randomness can destabilize a true warrior.
You can even adapt to the hardest difficulty, your strength really knows no limit !
Cheater.
Win rich or die trying !
I got the power ups !
The Wall ! The Wall !
You will survive !
Only Wind and Fire, no Earth yet.
It’s ok, it happens even to the best.
There is no anti-spiral out there.
Don’t worry, no monsters were hurt to create this place, yet.