• 615 achievements earned
  • 165 Players Tracked
  • 9 Total achievements
  • 24 100% Club

No Time To Explain Remastered achievements

  • Finish the whole damn game.
    73.94%
  • Collect half the hats.
    55.15%
  • Collect all the hats.
    21.82%
  • Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
    20.00%
  • Play through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
    15.15%
  • Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
    26.06%
  • Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
    15.76%
  • Dance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing.
    48.48%
  • Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
    22.42%