• 2,326 achievements earned
  • 554 Players Tracked
  • 9 Total achievements
  • 136 Obtainable EXP
  • 163 100% Club

No Time To Explain Remastered Achievements

  • Finish the whole damn game.
    78.52%
  • Collect half the hats.
    66.97%
  • Collect all the hats.
    37.36%
  • Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
    33.75%
  • Play through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
    30.32%
  • Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
    42.06%
  • Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
    30.69%
  • Dance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing.
    63.00%
  • Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
    37.18%