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  • 2,599 Players Tracked
  • 15 Total Achievements
  • 15,074 Obtainable EXP
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Store Description

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

  • A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master
  • Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
  • Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
  • Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
  • Controller support
  • The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!

About 2DArray


2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
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About tinyBuild GAMES


tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:
  • Co-developing -- currently in Early Access on Steam
  • Working with 3rd party devs on games like (live on Steam)
  • Preparing to release and other unannounced titles
  • Unannounced super-secret in-house game
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