You met Archibald MacHoot III
You killed your first skeleton
You peed your way to success!
You had your first shot!
Go ahead! Have a ball(s)...
Please don't touch the sheep...
You uncovered the secret of the Pee-ramid...
You rehydrated the alcohol trees!
You survived that horrible joke...
You counted to XIII. Good job!
You gave a captivating history lesson...
Jungle love comes at a cost...
Your turn to be on top...
TIMBER!!!
Yup... Bouncy!
Is a crab indeed... Yhar!
You got to the bottom of it...
Grab a bucket! There's a heave ho!
When you kick da bucket, you really kick da bucket!
Your skills at beer pong make you the champion of the 7 seas!
Don't eat the yellow snow...
Okay, but is he the REAL Santa?
You got a-boat 50 loonies buddy, eh?
That's quite the appendage, eh?
The city is a dangerous place!
You boned the Skeleton King
Love is love!
You chose positive thinking!
Making up is hard to do...
We all deserve a happy ending...